Three dash D

I'm ready for 4-D ODOR DEFENSE, where the deodorant starts working BEFORE YOU EVEN PURCHASE IT.

Like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Fact: Vampires' lunchtime is 2AM

Pictures and commentary for today's Absurdity provided courtesy of RandomACTS

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"Fruity Sunhats?" What does that even *mean?!*

{{ZOOM OUT 90%}}

Oh, and it's attached to the "Vampires Lunch" bag. No big deal.

i before e

In case you were curious, the English language is not to be trifled with.

I mean, "English is not a language with which one should trifle."

http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0003-ibeforee.htm

"Albeit"

I should use that word more.

Just don't make her angry...

You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

==BONUS LEVEL UNLOCKED==

~~Rap Break~~

You may not judge by the content

Of my expression, now blank

How my emotions may be roiling,

Like my spirits just sank

But now I'll give you some advice

Which you may take to the bank

On how to tell just what I'm feeling;

Please let me be frank

When I'm sad, I get a Blizzard.

When I'm happy, I get two.

That's the easiest way

For me to break it to you.

Because my joy spills forth

In generosity, true;

Please share my happy with me

Here's a Blizzard for you!

While we're dealing with my feelings

And the habits thereof

Just let get right to the point

I believe I'm in love

With this sweet frozen confection

Held in my hands like dove

So gently cooing; my undoing

Is this dessert from above

When I'm sad, I get a Blizzard.

When I'm happy, I get two.

That's the easiest way

For me to break it to you.

Because my joy spills forth

In generosity, true;

Please share my happy with me

Here's a Blizzard for you!

with added ingredient

Because printing "From concentrate with Ascorbic Acid" breaks the "no capitalization after From" rule.

We can dance if we want to

What a killjoy.

I mean, why else would I ride the ancient freight elevator if not for the thrill of bucking convention and living on the razor-thin edge of peril?

Man, Safety Switch, you aren't the boss of me! You can't tell me how to run this elevator!

I'm taking the stairs. Enjoy your power-trip!

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Oh, uh ... would you mind carrying these computers to the basement for me? Those things are HEAVY.

From a safe distance, of course.

Then, hide.

Finally, ask questions.